He keeps his box of fun things under the mattress.
He sat on the couch and gave himself a quick hand while no one was looking
The ability for a male to multiple ejacualte while having sex.
Having sex with him was incredible a total six gun shooter.
Mexican slang term for a "cock blocker". From caca which means shit and palo which literally means stick but is also slang for penis. So literally it means shit stick, or penis covered with shit. Obviously something no female would want to have sex with, Therefore a cock blocker.
That caca palo kept me from getting laid last night.