sillycar

A Toyota Celica car.

(Celica drives past)
"What a sillycar!"

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beoderant

Homeless-shower-in-a-can, another name for deoderant that is designed to prevent B.O. (Body Odour), hence B-Oderant

"James, get some fucking beoderant you filthy crunt!"

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ewps

Internet chat form of "oops." Used for "foot-in-mouth" situations.

Carl: why doesn't your dad ever pick you up from school?
Bob: my dad's in the big house
Carl: ewps

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gorilla biscuits

Derogatory phrase to describe a sinfully fugly person.

"He's so ugly, his face could be used to make gorilla biscuits"

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Chopsocky

Actually chopsocky is a darts term deriving from the phrase "chops oche"
meaning to stand with one's foot over the official throwing line in order to get closer to the board

He'd be a champion player but he keeps getting disqualified cos he chopsocky

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sporkle

Made up slang word, designed to confuse Kate.

me: sporkle.
Kate: okay...

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bliss button

a womans clitoris

"oh yeah baby youre hittin my bliss button!!!!"

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