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When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.
Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?
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A dumbass term reviewer who doesn't have the nous to understand subtle humour. Usually from North America
The guys a cockbag, Neanderthal knuckledragger with the intellect of a retarded Gerbal
A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.
"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa
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A (NZ) Maori greeting. The two touch noses and sometimes foreheads. It's a sign of respect and welcome...followed by wild, out of control copulation and cock licking. The last bit is my fantasy.
Mmmm. I wanna give that Wahini some hongi Bro. Kin-ay Bro. I'd give her some of my fuckin Hori eh? Nah fuck you Coz. She's fuckin mine Cunt!
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Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night
That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy
The act of buggery committed by a larger dog on a smaller one
Best rescue Snoopy Bro, here comes Bruno and he's got his eye in for pushing soap
A particularly frivolous woman who is prone to chattering while giving head leading to male anorgasmia
Patient to doctor: Ever since that chatter head went down on me I've had anorgasmia