Pervert Theory

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.

i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.

Kroog

Someone a little spacey, with cocaine eyes, and just kind of floats around.

That lax guy was so cute, but he was so kroog!