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A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.
I hate working with our maintenance manager, Denny. What a Perak!
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The act of vomiting.
Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.
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Extremely hot actress who plays Lois Lane on the WB's 'Smallville'.
Erica Durance is a babe! Did you see the episode of 'Smallville' where she went undercover as a stripper?
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High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.
One of the ingredients in Dave's cola was HFCS.
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Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.
Keokuk is a town known for two things, drinking and fighting.
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The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.
Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.
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When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.
The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.
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