K-town

Reference to Keokuk, Iowa.

I grew up in K-town, but I'm glad I don't live in that cesspool anymore. Fucking town has gone to shit!

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regulate

to keep something or a situation under control. to place restrictions often for the good of the whole

if someone doesnt regulate submissions to this urban dictionary, it will become an even larger chunk of turd.
see SHS freshman

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cob knocker

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.

Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!

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Schevers

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.

Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!

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lose your lunch

The act of vomiting. See ralph chunks

Dusan, stop drinking. You look like you're about ready to lose your lunch.

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fluid

Of relating to the Halo player "Fluid"
See: A Trogger

damn man i saw fluid tha other day he is such a bitch

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standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

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