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netmanlonghorn

liar,love bitching his "OC-48" connection.(but it is cable connection)and he said that he owns osdatacenter, never seen these kind of motherfuckers

OMFG!i has OC-48 connection!!!!1111oneoneone

by wiseman July 25, 2004


gag a maggot

Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.

1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.

by wiseman July 17, 2006

83πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


the catch

The act of ejaculating into a rag or other receptacle when masturbating so as not to make a mess.

Clint needed to jack off again. He was out of Kleenex so he used a dirty sock for the catch.

by wiseman July 10, 2006

30πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


refill-a-zit

A nasty pimple that seems to form a new white head within a few hours of having squeezed all the puss out of it. A refill-a-zit will often take several days to finally go away.

Well, fuck me! I just popped that bad boy and now it's all white and nasty again. I hate refill-a-zits!

by wiseman July 25, 2006

30πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


BACT

Best Available Control Technology - Used in reference to pollution control in a manufacturing facility. When a new piece of equipment is installed in a factory, the best available method of controlling pollution available on the market at the time must be put in place with it.

The EPA dictated that we follow the BACT guidelines when building our new refinery.

by wiseman July 14, 2006

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


HFCS

High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.

One of the ingredients in Dave's cola was HFCS.

by wiseman July 10, 2006

59πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Keokuk

Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.

Keokuk is a town known for two things, drinking and fighting.

by wiseman July 13, 2006

127πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž