boogers

1. An exclamation like lol or rofl that means something is so funny that when you hear it while drinking, say, diet coke, a little comes up through your nose.
2. An exclamation that can take the place of haha damn fuck get out!, snap 'I can't believe that just happened' or 'you are so busted'.
3. An expression of sympathy

1. xx: my friend got pulled over and called the cop a buttpirate.
yy: BOOGERS!
2. Boogers! We're out of beer!
Boogers! I just got busted for getting my mac on with another guy!
3. xx: I am completely, irrationally in love with (insert celebrety name here)
yy: boogers
Also: Boooooooogers! and Floogers (Fucking Boogers.... see fugly

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