Niko

A dude. A dude with a passion. A dude with a passion for rats, bastards, and mathematics. Nikos can't resist women with big booties named judy. His favorite motto to live by is "pain is pleasure" and he lives it out daily by training for marathons without compression shorts. Weeks of this have ground his trouser snake down to a nub.

Did you see that guy with a nub running around reading a math textbook? Yeah he was a Niko!