United Patriots Front

The Australian branch of global fascism.

The States have the KKK; the Brits have Ukip; the Aussies have the United Patriots Front.

They oppose non-whiteness and non-Aussie religion. Sorry I'm not talking about the Indigenous religion known as the Dreaming that goes back thousands of years in Australia, but the religion introduced to the country in 1788.

For example, Jesus wasn't born a Middle-Eastern man in a manger, but a bronzed Aussie with tight pecks, wrapped in an Australian flag.

If you understand the difference between an adjective and a verb, you needn't apply. All that matters is the flag, juicing up, praying to the ANZACs, hating anything not white and a lack of charisma.

The United Patriots Front is an emerging body of critical thinkers who have crafted a mythology about the way Australia is or was or should be or something. Like all white supremacists, they are ticked off with their own lives and are blaming anyone who believe in basic human rights for their misery.

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conhead

The term for anyone who opposes the Australian neo-Nazi movement, the 'United Patriots Front' and their affiliates. Conheads generally have read a book, can speak coherent sentences, at a regular cadence.

I haven't pounded enough weights to know where the term came from or understand its significance, but if you happen to be into protein powders and shrunken testicles you may do.

That conhead understands the English language, I understand no-one except the English people, therefore we have something in common after all.

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