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an advice that leads you even more in trouble
Joey didn't knew any father so he asked a friend to help him out with his "Girlfriend" problem so he reiceved a fakevice from a friend foolishly he got smacked by his own Girlfriend in his face as Joey said the wrong things.
you only life on twitter meaning you waste your time on twitter instead doing something with your friends in real life
Jonathan forgot the time on the PC instead of going with his best friend Greg to a party of a friend of them so he came up with an lame excuse just to continuing on twitter so he was so twolo
Susan is the best girl a man can ever meet she is funny intellegent educated and all in all a round thing she knows what guys like and how she has to use her sexappeal in the right ways she got many talents and is known to be good in bed
what she wants she gets her physics are smashing you won't regreted to date her
and once you touched her heart she is all yours and faithful
of all the lovers susan got she decides which guy she pics cause susan is an clever chick
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a cutenamil is an animal so cute that the viever no matter of which gender he or she is falls in love with
the parents wet to the zoo with her little daughter as she discovered the pandabear the little girl fellt in love with him her parents couldnt get rid of her from the slide because she admired her cutenamil
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A human being that acts all nice in front of you,but talks shit about you behind your back comparable with an backstabber a social cunt is also able to damage yourself
Christoph fellt into the social cunt too late he realized he damaged him and was left in misery
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when you took an picture with your camera or iphone and notice it looks good on the first sight but if you look cloesly enough you see and notice things that shouldn't be on an foto/picture but looks awesome as well.
Tom: hey steven i took a picture of the amusement park i was in at Monday
Steven: hey Tom yeah you seem to have fun on that one but hey who is this man in the mirror?
Tom: Man in the mirror?
Steven: yeah take a look
Tom: oh yeah ahhh now i see it he looks kinda spookey i think i've took an ghostpicture,wait i upload this on twitter and facebook.
getting lollypoped means receiving an blowjob by a beautiful woman so your lolly(dick,cock,shlong etc) getting poped (sucked)
Jerome was invited to a friends party after drinking a few drinks out of an red plastic cup he decide to snatch one of the ladys to get it on with her so they locked theireselves up and Jerry was about getting lollypoped