Andre

That guy that has such a long schlong that just by hearing his name, you know he has a schlong.

Beth: "Oh, who'd you sleep with last night? I saw you leave the bar with a guy."
Candace: "Well his name is Andre, and-"
Beth: "Say no more, because I know that booty is sore."
Candace: "Yeah he has a HUGE schlong, and it was thick too."

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