sauteed mushroom

this is what arabs, indians, and various asians use to refer to there penis.

Varkey Luke: Hey baby try my sauteed mushroom it is so good!

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dickfolio

a folder on a phone, flash drive, or computer that contains photographs of ex-boyfriends or random people's dicks. . .

Friend: Here's the picture from the beach.
<<hands phone to you, accidently press button>>
You: Whoa, Ashton. . .Um, I just found your secret dickfolio. . .

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