clintonclysm

From Clinton + cataclysm
A predicted large scale violent event accompaning a Clinton presidency.
antonym: trumpocalypse

Tough choice, bro. It's either the trumpocalypse or a major clintonclysm. Whatever happens, I'm heading to Canada.

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trumptation

A sudden urge to vote for someone you distrust, despite your better judgment

I was in the voting booth and nearly succumbed to trumptation. Fortunately I recovered my wits and voted the way that I'd planned.

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agotiate

Negotiate something that has happened in the past. From ago + negotiate

Let's agotiate what should have happened last week.

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cyborgasm

Turing test for sexbots

I didn't believe my sexbot was real until it had a cyborgasm. Wow!!

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Yesh

From the Hebrew word יֵשׁ --yesh. Yesh means "something/exist/being/is" The idea of yesh is to bring out of nothingness (Hebrew) אַיִן,) According to kabbalistic teachings, before the universe was created, there was only Ayin.. Then creation takes place "Yesh me-Ayin" ("Something from Nothing").

So to yesh is to perform the fundamental act of creation--to bring something into existence from nothing.

Our startup team is going to yesh our first release next week.
There was nothing for dinner, but somehow my partner and were able to yesh an amazing meal out of pretty much nothing.
There was no good definition for yesh in the urban dictionary, so I sat down and yeshed this one.
So I sat down at the computer and yesh! a program appeared.

trumpocalypse

From trump + apocalypse
The predicted end of the world that will accompany a Trump presidency.
antonym: clintonclysm

Tough choice, bro. It's either the trumpocalypse or a major clintonclysm. Whatever happens, I'm heading to Canada.

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