Jet

to leave a place with extreme speed and agility,usually done when trying not to be seen or caught for something you have done

Person 1:dude you just kicked her door off its fucking hinges

person 2:yea i kno dude let freakin jet before we get caught

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cellating

the act of asking a dude/chick out over a phone call or text message

person 1:are u cellating her

person 2:maybe

shart

Act of farting a wet fart at which point you shit ur pants unexpecdedly causing mass embarrassment and requiring a fresh set a underwear and a throu cleaning of ur dick,balls,and ass this will usually happen at a resturant or in ur cat

Dude did u see frank shart last week it was so fucking funny dude

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polaroidaphoia

Fear of the brand polaroid,ranging from polaroid's dvd players to there tv's the only known cure for this phobia is to buy a polaroid brand tv and break it over the victims head while he/she eats a piece of lemon cake

Man she has a total polaroidaphoia

Yea i kno and the funny thing is thats the only brand of electronics her parents buy