slumpbuster

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.

A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.

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Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

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Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower ntestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys,

"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

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Whaleing

when you see too much EXCESS skin showing/over lapping bodily areas that shouldnt be there, then you take the proper actions and yell WHALE!!! and tell every one to run for their lives and you take the action of throwing something at that thing (in a sense harpooning the whale). Sharp objects are recommened. And remember it takes a lot to bring down a whale. *CAUTION* EXTREMELY DANGEROUS ADVANCE AT OWN RISK

Johnny did you see that huge whale walking into the ice cream parlor. Hapoon! that whale. Do you want to go whaleing on halloween?

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womanizer

To pursue women lecherously.

Bill Clinton is a womanizer.

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