uuol

unnecessary use of lol. This is used when someone says lol although there is no need to laugh

-I'm from Ireland

-lol

-Dude, thats an uuol, there's nothing funy about being Irish

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conjungtriation

noun. 1. The act of conjungtriating
2. A trio of people who conjungtriate

Tarro Mat and I have formed a conjungtriation, where i now laugh like Mat, Tarro spekas like me, and Mat does all the dumb things I do

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hexayou

shortened word for www, used only in speaking.

used only for speaking: doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyou takes a long time to say. but hexayou it shorter. www is triple double u. i.e. hexayou. simple
"my webpage is hexayou dot hotmail dot com"

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spontamute

(noun): from spontaneous mute: 1. the period after, in a conversation, there is a sudden moment of collective (usu. awkward) silence; perhaps after an embarrasing anecdote. 2. the spontaneous silence when the subject of the conversation enters the room unannounced

we were discussing john's fettish for fish and he came in , forcing a spontamute

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bloomer

a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.

A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big

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SAW

secret society of active artists in wales. These are a bunch of young people who anonymously go round painting things in their neighbourhood. Generally, rubbish-looking things like bus shelters. a great way of making the youth of today seem more reasonable

Villagers believe it is the work of the Secret Society of Active Artists in Wales (SAW), whose members plan to take up one project a month.

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boxing day

the best time for shopping. prices slashed considerably

fuck xmas shopping. i hate crowds and cant find what i want on ebay. ooh-looks like the post-xmas rush has started

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