MIRP

acronym: Words that create this acronym are "Magic Internet Routing Protocol". This internet standard protocol is commonly employed by system analysts and other support personal to explain away any little problems that may crop on in a complex networked computer environment.

What, you want me to fix your problems with a wave of my magic wand? Sure I’ll just use MIRP and make it all go away.

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hungry poo gobbler

n: 1) one who enjoys consuming large amounts of crap, 2) person who transparently, constantly and voraciously curries favor, especially in a work environment.

I'd like to call her a fucking brown-noser, but that's an HR violation, so I'll stick with calling her a hungry poo gobbler.

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