jaffro

a ginger 'fro.

"Jaf" as in jaffa oranges.
"fro" as in Afro

Cob hasn't been to the hairdresser's in 5 years, and now has a huge Jaffro.

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clagnuts

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

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womanburger

a bloke who acts like a woman. Can be applied to a lack of gaming skills, as in

I kicked Nathan's arse on xbox golf last night, he played like a complete womanburger!

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Muppet

1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.

Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!

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skad bank

spoonerism of "bad skank", favoured by group of people in leicester, meaning "to be let down badly".

I got a pucture this morning, was 3 hours late for work and got the sack, what a skad bank!

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arse biscuits

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

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Windowlicker

1) amazing track by Aphex Twin
2) George W Bush

i cant believe that fucking windowlicker managed to swindle his way into office.

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