ratziekunt

A wog term referring to the hairstyle; ratzie(rats tale).

Kella Ratziekunt, fuckin kella, it looks good with the kappa tracksuit kunt.

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Pimp Stain

a cool kat wit a sofiszzle kofishzzle sa-da-ta

dude ur such a pimp stain wit cherrys on top

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Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

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horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

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Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

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wolfbagging

The art of making your lover puke while indulging in a spot of anal sex.

I was seriously hurt while wolfbagging.

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Coathanger and towel technique

If you ever need to catch a mouse, get it under the microwave. block any exits with a towel/cloth and then flush it out with a coathanger.

Paul and Taz rejoiced triumphantly when the bastard mouse was captured. Then the fat arab put it outside and it died. Poor little shit.

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