Pimp Stain

a cool kat wit a sofiszzle kofishzzle sa-da-ta

dude ur such a pimp stain wit cherrys on top

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horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

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Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

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Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

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man-gina

man vagina

his man-gina hurts

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dealio

Pseudo-Spanish for "deal", used to lend an air of urban-chic to an otherwise urbane sentence.

Ok folks, here's the deal...
- vs -
Alright peeps, here's the dealio...

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sigur ros

best 'rock' band in the world, better than radiohead

"Radiohead? Shite, Sigur Ros are much better"

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