Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

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horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

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dirty hell

a nasty place to be. ones fear of real english, also easy to get by with when using with other words of jest, such as shit

WHAT THE DIRTY HELL IS THAT SHIT !!!! or THAT SHIT IS THE DIRTY HELL !!!

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

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flat stackables

paper money

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

Pimp Stain

a cool kat wit a sofiszzle kofishzzle sa-da-ta

dude ur such a pimp stain wit cherrys on top

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Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

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