Ghost mole

When someone with a very distinctive mole gets it removed, but you can still picture it on their face.

Person 1: Check out her insta, she got her mole removed!!

Person 2: No way... isn’t that it right there?

Person 1: Dude that’s just the shadow

Person 2: Shadow? Or.... GHOST MOLE??

penguin boy

a boy who loves penguins

Person 1: Did you see henry? His aim background and cellphone wallpaper is of penguins.
Person 2: yeah hes a penguin boy.

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SHADAFUQUP

'shut the fuck up', but intensely bold and cutely concise.

Person 1: 0migawd pls do NAWT tell him dat ; r0fl lmfAO lolzsss xPPP

Person 2: SHADAFUQUP

Malintention

Spanglish version of bad intentions.

Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word

Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.

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makeout movie

A movie filled with long boring scenes/pointless explosions that is watched solely for the purpose of making out with the other person.

Person 1: Yo, let's watch Transformers and Mission Impossible!!
Person 2: Damn girl, those are such makeout movies. Too bad I don't have a boy to slobber with.

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shirt naked

When one is not wearing a shirt, thus being naked on the top.

Girl 1: Woah look at all these shirt naked guys!
Girl 2: yeah, hubba hubba

Beaty McBeaty

To describe someone/thing who looks beat af - a real eyesore.

A play on words with the word “beat” and utilizing “Mc” from McDonald’s for extra emphasis on the level of extreme beatness.

Boy: Damn girl you looking Beaty McBeaty this morning!

Girl: Leave me alone I’m not wearing makeup asshole