yankees

The most historic and awesome team in American history. The New York Yankees are far more than just a baseball team. They are an institution. Legends such as Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gehrig, Joe Dimaggio, and Reggie Jackson were all Yankees. They have won the world Series 26 times.

Also known as the Bronx Bombers.

The New York Yankees are the ultimate sports franchise.

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samuel l jackson

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

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