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A mixed drink administered through the "back door".
Hey bartender, I'd like a Sidecar served in a turkey baster, I'm in the mood for a procktail!
I want a quick buzz, make me a Dirty Martini with Vaseline-covered olives so I can take it procktail style!
Biting the neck and drinking the blood of someone who just received a vaccination shot. Performed by Vaxpires and with moderation, to avoid lethal exvaxguination.
"Romania announced a bold plan to accelerate vaccine distribution today: only 10% of the population will receive the shot, and the rest will gain their immunity through vampunization."
Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.
"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"
To educate with a manly twist. Verb form of mansplaining.
âWhat the fuck bro, what were you thinking? Manducate me.â
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When someone is amused at how they're being cleverly ironic, but no one else gets it. Almost always triggered by significant alcohol consumption, when the imbiber becomes convinced they're cross-channeling Socrates and Robin Williams. Some unfortunate souls have been known to suffer from this condition permanently - avoid making eye contact with these people.
As the night of drinking went on, Joe eventually cleared the bar of all his friends but he didn't seem to notice. His autoirontic banter kept him laughing at his 'witty' observations all on his own.
"Do we have to invite Joe to go out drinking with us? Two cocktails and he gets autoirontic, and I'm tired of having to put up him thinking he's being funny and insightful - it's embarrassing"
Huffing bread, best done when the bread is freshly baked and still warm. The most common technique is to bag the bread, seal the opening of the bag around the face in the same fashion as a horse's feed bag, and take long slow inhales to enjoy the bready bouquet.
Overhead at San Francisco Airport: "Hey, stop huffaloafing that sourdough, we have a flight to catch!"
Small, stupid, bullshit details that nobody cares about. A frequent component of mansplaining.
"Don't ask gramps where the salt is in the kitchen. He'll launch into a ten-minute diatribe of manuretiae about the history of salt."