suck me sideways

Basically, kiss my ass or fuck off

A: "so she apologized for sleeping with my ex - boyfriend"
B: "did you tell her to suck you sideways?"

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Elyssa

Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.

“OMG I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY PENIS QUEEF IN MY CLOSET”
it was the curse of Elyssa.

yumalai

Yumalai is a short caring person who loves minions! She is a sweet rare girl who loves cats and if you meet her in real life hide your feet or else you would be a dead man.

BRO WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
Oh that’sYumalai you might wanna hide your feet

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