sphinxter

sphinxter - an amateur Egyptologist who cannot tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.

This sphinxter was loudly wandering all around Cairo looking for a bathroom but only found an outhouse near the Sphinx which is also called a "sphinxter" because it meets both qualifications for an outhouse, has an asshole and a hole in the ground.

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fibulation

fibulation - extreme elation felt when one gets away with a lie.

When the jury returned the "not guilty" verdict the suspect held his fibulation until he was safely at the bar telling the real story of his crime.

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