brokefast

A combination of partial and/or non-traditional breakfast items chosen because you lack the funds, time, or will to gather a significant morning meal.

"Whoa Bob, you look like you’re gonna pass out. Tell you what. I'll give the presentation while you get some breakfast from McDonald's."

"No, I’m alright, man. I had some brokefast on the way over from Kinkos."

"What?"

"...Three tater tots and a Dr. Pepper."

phone tree plea

The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.

"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"

coffeedence

The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.

"Holy shit, I’ve never seen Bob give such a good presentation. He on drugs or something?"

"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."

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flexting

Flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. Seen as a precursor to sexting.

I've been flexting with this chick for weeks. Tonight's the big night. I think we might start sexting.

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Facebookending

In addition to impulsive Facebook check-ins, the act of beginning and ending one's daily computer-related acitivies with a "quick" Facebook scan for new messages, status updates, and commentary.

text: hey john, u still up?
text: yep. just hittin' the ol' facebook before gettin some zzzs
text: it's 3 am. what's with all the facebookending lately?
text: just feels good 2 cover all my bases. besides, i get my happy birthday messages in early and a slew of booty call ops at nite
text: nice! i guess it's better than statusitis. see u on fb in a few hours

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