A low flavor Lager beer, sometimes served in a funny chalice glass.
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In a typical Pub setting: (read in thick deep accent) "Get me a Pint o' Stella, yes now, you f'in melt!". (Stella Artois)
Someone reading the label: "Stella... Erm......Art'oy'is?? Art'o'is? Art'warr, in't that h'aw they say it on telly?"