An erotic video involving a steam locomotive at full speed.
16π 36π
Incriminating admission to sensitive older brother of past infidelities.
Prashan: "So what did u guys do while i was out"
Prav: "Oh, we were on the computer"
Andrew: "Yer, just *playing* on the computer"
Shalen: "Yer, just *checking out* the net"
Sagnik: "Yer, youmightevensaywewerelookinuppeern!!!"
Prav: "Shut de fuk up, dumbarse!"
9π 26π
An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.
That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!
A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.
Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.
3π 3π
An alternative description for the more commonly used noun 'bellend'. Often confused with the japs eye.
That bloke has had a prince Albert in his retrotwit