Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.
- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.
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It's when you congratulate your jewish friends.
- Hey Joshua, congrajewlations on your wedding with Sarah! Mazel tov!
A derivative of the word "memorable".
That day was filled with adventure and by far the most memable day in our lives.
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A Bentley car with a dent in it
- Hey, look at that Bentley!
- Homie, dat ain't a Bentley, look at that dent, it's a damn Dentley
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