mail bizzity

Incredibly stylish term for the mail bag, where everyday individuals turn for illustrious wisdom. Sometimes also shortened to "mail bizzy."

Savy: Here is your Mail Bizzity Ben, enjoy today.

Ben: What is THAT?!
Savy: The mail bag. We have to keep you hip.

Ben: You're a visionary

party nirvana

The ultimate partying experience - getting completely hammered while never embarrassing yourself. If you wake up with only happy memories, positive stories from others of the things you don't remember, and no hangover, you have achieved party nirvana.

Kari: Whoa I had such a fun night last night, I was so shwasted

Leila: Yeah you came home and didn't get sick or anything, you were just really happy and funny
Kari: It was such a fun night, I'm not even hungover this morning
Leila: Dude I think you reached party nirvana

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