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wall

The thing I am living in

person 1 on twitter: h

person 2: nice opinion. one small issue, I am living in your walls

by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022


肏你妈

chinese way of saying "thank you"

chinese dude: yo i just fixed your computer so now you can forget about touching grass

another dude: 肏你妈

by worshipper of Tux July 2, 2022

16👍 3👎


4'33"

The best banger in existence

if 4'33" was copyrighted, john cage would have sued every single mf in existence

by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022


2022

2020 on steroids.

Congratulations on surviving the tutorial (2020).

Welcome to Level 1 (2022).

by worshipper of Tux September 10, 2022


balls

the itchiest things in existence

person: hi

person 2: hey give me a moment im scratching my balls sorry

by worshipper of Tux July 3, 2022


your mom

The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.

person 1: your mom

person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.

by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022


libreoffice

a type of office software which is a better and FOSS (free and open source) version of microsoft paid dogcrap and shitty propietary google spyware. also an improved fork of openoffice. crashes everytime you move your cursor.

person 1: ms office is so fucking expensive are there any good alternatives

libreoffice: yes

by worshipper of Tux September 18, 2021