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chinese way of saying "thank you"
chinese dude: yo i just fixed your computer so now you can forget about touching grass
another dude: èä½ å¦
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person 1 on twitter: h
person 2: nice opinion. one small issue, I am living in your walls
if 4'33" was copyrighted, john cage would have sued every single mf in existence
the itchiest things in existence
person: hi
person 2: hey give me a moment im scratching my balls sorry
Congratulations on surviving the tutorial (2020).
Welcome to Level 1 (2022).
The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though sheâs made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and Iâll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You donât even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each otherâs parents.
a type of office software which is a better and FOSS (free and open source) version of microsoft paid dogcrap and shitty propietary google spyware. also an improved fork of openoffice. crashes everytime you move your cursor.
person 1: ms office is so fucking expensive are there any good alternatives
libreoffice: yes