Tyler

Most alpha mother fucker alive. Normally tall, probably around 6'5, incredibly intelligent with an IQ of 300. Has a perfectly shaped head that is completely uniform and not an irregular shape. Works incredibly hard at his strenuous job every day. Built his entire current career on hard work and sweat and not some dumb shit like a corporate employees tweet.

Wow that guy looks like Brad Pitt but has the strength of the Hulk and his head is like a perfectly round Cue Ball!

Yeah that's Tyler!