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That special moment when you finally relaise you're a prick
I was walking down the street today with me check shirt, facial hair, top knot, orange courds in full swing carrying a bottle of IPA and smoking a roley when I caught a glimpe of myself in a shop window and thought fuck me I look like a right prick - I'd just had an eprickhany
The moment you realise you're a prick
What you buying that for? You'd look like a right prick in that ..
Shit you're right - what a prick
Damn - I've just had a prickisation
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When you plough someones hole so bad nuggety pay dirt comes flying out - a tad like gold mining, some might say you've struck gold.
Ah man I struck gold last night I was hole dredging Victoria so bad - maltesers were flying out everywhere
I was hole dredging Debbie so hard last night she shat out like a goat
When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time
In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me
Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger
a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better
Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich
What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out