jerkwater

1. insignificant or small, used dismissively
2. fluids produced by masturbation

1. Let's blow this jerkwater town!
2. ...and alot of jerkwater came out!

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social life

torture dressed as fun

Don't mind the ribbing man, it's just that social life...

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trust

confidence game used to fade an opponent out of position, when used correctly trust may be used to eliminate friends and/or enemies

You are my best friend. I trust you...

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condition

to gradually acclimatize another into previously untried or forbidden behavior, control, lead into deep water

By smearing peanut butter on her cooter, she conditioned her doberman to provide her 'non-prime time' pleasure

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Sweet Pea

1. offspring of the union between Olive Oil and Popeye, usually wrapped in swaddling and causes anxiety for the lucky parents
2. Lesbian term of endearment
3. glass of mother nature's finest served straight from the tap for those that enjoy the hot yellow beverage, whether deserved or not, figurative or literal

1. Popeye! Sweet Pea's about to fall from that girder on the construction site! Save him!
2. My gorgeous Sweet Pea. I could just eat you up!
3. Do you drink your own piss?

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tolerance

disguise of one's learned or inate prejudice's/biases in public

We are very tolerant of *sic* behavior here.

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It's nothing personal.

1. lack of privacy
2. lie told before object receives fucking, meaning that it is in fact or has become personal, dismissal phrase of contempt and judgemental superiority

*see 'word'* exposition above

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