roadblockhead

Someone who refuses to keep up with the traffic flow or move to the right.

I was late for work because I got stuck behind a real roadblockhead.

buttersly

A politician who flits around the initial question and answers a question that wasn't asked.

You'll never get a straight answer out of him. He's a real buttersly.

treemugger

An environmentalist who spikes trees to keep them from being logged.

The treemugger went out into the woods with his spikes and hammer. No one was going to log this forest.

barfoon

The neighborhood loudmouth who appears daily at the local watering hole.

It doesn't take long for this barfoon to make everyone wish he'd just shut up.

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restivities

The period of time immediately following a hectic holiday season. Once the festivities are over, the restivities can begin.

Sit back, put your feet up, and let the restivities begin!