When someone passes gas and sneezes at the same time.
"Did you just kapoo?"
"Yesterday, while working in my garage, I had to fart and sneeze simultaneously. So I kapooed."
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A person who claims to be a devout fan of a movie or book, yet they have not seen or read the original version.
"My friend says he loves the movie Psycho, but he has only seen the remake. He's definitely a scooby"
"My mother is a scooby. She says she is a fan of Harry Potter, but she's never read any of the books! She has only seen the movies."
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