Love fart

The specific low 'parrp' or 'squelch' created when air is trapped between two sweaty naked bodies and forced to escape.

The most common area for these emissions is from between the two participants bellies as they undulate. Not to be confused with a fanny fart or common raspberry.

“Did you just guff on my balls dear?”
“Certainly not darling! ...It must have been a love fart”

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Gravers

Affectionate insult for those found slumped, as though lifeless, in the dark corners of heaving parties who clearly timed their drop wrong or just don’t have the stamina to see it through to stupid o’clock in the morning.

“The gravers are stacking up... time for another bomb!”

“I was tripping over gravers on my way to the lavvy”

"shit dude is that graver a goner?"

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