puffmonkey

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

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Cockbite

(cok.bIt) N. One who talks on the phone, texts, twitters or anything likewise while driving.

That cockbite on his cell phone cut me off in traffic.

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