Trailer toe

The ring of dirt that forms between your toes as you walk around either barefoot or in flip flops in the mud or dirt.

Joe-- My wife kicked me out of bed last night.
Tom-- Why? Catch you with another woman?
Joe-- No had a serious case of trailer toe from walking around in the yard all day barefoot.

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Cheese Cake

When you fart into a pillow and put it over someone's face

Once the barrier was broken, I gave my girlfriend a cheese cake

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Dirty Moon

When you moon someone and take a dump at the same time

Dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.

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