Random
Source Code
Random
the act of attempting something impossible.
Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.
The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.
He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.
3👍 1👎
Deadly semen backup, or as doctors call it DSB, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in massive loads of semen accumulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. The accumulated semen interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. The condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and vaginal stimulation.
Doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. After preliminary tests it seems to be "Deadly Semen Backup" , or DSB . I hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.
52👍 3👎