Negative ghost rider

Where some 40 year old 80’s obsessive mid-life crisis going through clownshoe turns no into 18 letters (without spaces).

Tyrone: Have you gotten my shoes yet?

Mom: Negative ghost rider

Tyrone: 😑

Mom: Hey honey have you cashed the check yet?

Dad: Negative ghost rider

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Bruh moment

A bruh moment is a time where you do something really impressive, and then everything goes wrong. A bruh moment can also be described when you were being a good person, and it ends up the wrong way. Last but not least, a bruh moment can also be sometime when someone does something so astonishingly stupid, you can’t handle how dumb it is. That’s called a bruh moment.

1st: Man! James hurdled this guy and scored a touchdown! Too bad he tore his groin in the process. Bruh moment fo sho!

2nd: Did you hear that Sophie got attacked while helping the homeless? What a bruh moment.

3rd: This man just jumped out of the stands onto the field! Such a bruh moment.

daf

A daf is someone who is dumb as fuck. For example:

Dude... Mark said that he puts salt on McDonald’s fries. What a daf.

You’re literally so dumb. Daf.

I’ll think about it

I’ll think about it is a word used by mostly teenage girls and some guys to say “NO”. The word mostly means no, and you can usually know if they mean no, or are genuinely going to think about it by their tone of voice.

The word is usually used when asked for something, for example:

Guy: Hey bro can I have some candy?
Guy2: I’ll think about it

Guy: Hey, you’re cute, want to go out with me?
Girl: I’ll think about it.

Bullyism

Bullyism is like racism, racism is the act of being racist. Bullyism is the act of bullying others. It’s just a fun, quirky way to say it.

Stop bullying me! That’s bullyism bruh!

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Kindabully

Someone who is kind of a bully, but not a bully. Being a bully means that you persistently do something to someone that the victim does not like. Someone who is a kindabully is kind of a bully, but what they do doesn’t constitute a bully, but what they do is extremely rude and makes you uncomfortable.

KB: *uncomfortably staring and smiling at you for eternities*

V: Hey bro you a kindabully.

KB: *continues to stare and smile*