lang cheng

To describe a person with really small eyes (especially asians) that is either a slit or looks like a vagina. Can be another way of describing something really small.

John: Look at his eyes, how the hell is he gonna see anything through that line?
Bob: Now that's a lang cheng
John: I reckon ay

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Siebe

Siebe is the most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. He’s incredibly good looking, face and body wise. He’s the perfect balance of looking hot and looking cute: his smile makes your heart melt and his blue coloured eyes remind you of the sky, while seeing his body or his jawline makes you drool. Not only is he funny and sweet, giving you nicknames and letting you borrow his hoodies or being interested in anything you do, he’s caring and makes you feel “loved” every single day. You know you can count on him, he’ll always support you. Siebe also has a bit of a naughty side, it’s fun to get horny with him cause even when he’s not there physically he manages to turn you on.
He’s the type of guy you fall in love with, the guy you wanna call yours.
Whoever has Siebe in their life is one of the luckiest people in the world, you never should lose a guy like him. Let him be in your life forever and make him the happiest, as happy as he makes you.

My friend: “Hey how’s it going?”
Me: “Siebe makes me the happiest girl in the world, i’m falling in love with him!❤️”