eyegasm

The euphoric rubbing of eyes at the end of the day after contact lenses are removed and make-up can be smeared.

Jay: What is all of that moaning in the bathroom?
Ali: Oh, it's me having an eyegasm. I just took out my contacts!

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beodorant

What one smells like at the end of a long, hard day. The mix of body odor and deodorant.

Ali: Ewwww! You stink!
Jay: Nah! It's just a little beodorant.

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mouth chimney

Blowing out the side of your mouth away from your spoon partner to make sure you are not breathing in your partners face.

1: Sheesh! Could you stop breathing all over me Darth Vader!

2: Oh, sorry! I forgot to make a mouth chimney for you! There is that better?
1: Yes, thank you.

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