Soul Sabbatical

A period of rest taken by the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans.

Guy #1: "Man, have you seen bill in a while?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I went to his house and he was in the middle of a soul sabbatical."

Negative 75

The sexual act of elbowing your partner's asshole while you shout profanity at them.

Girl #1: "My boyfriend negative 75 'd me last night, my asshole hurts."

Girl #2: "I bet your ears hurt even worse!"

Girl #1: "Nah, my butthole hurts pretty hard."

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Godzilla Powerslide

The act of physically and emotionally inducing a coma upon your mother's favorite cat and skidding its face against the cement side-walk outside.

Boy #1: "Hey man, whats up?"

Boy #2: "Oh nuthin, just got done doing a Godzilla Powerslide."

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