road to treasure

The road to treasure is trail of hair that runs from a guy's belly button down to his dink.

Girl: What do you want me to do?

Guy: Follow the road to treasure! Agush!

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matt

A "Matt" is the end of a hand-rolled cigarette that you mistaken for a roach.

Guy #1: Dude! Check out the roach I found in your coffee can full of cigarette butts!
Guy #2: Smells like tobacco to me - it's probably just another Matt.

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Sodamine

Sodamine means "same here" or "same with me" in Filipino.

White Guy: I don't know about you, but I have a craving for some KFC!

Filipino Guy: Sodamine mons, sodamine.

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Tug Lipe

Tug Lipe is how Filipinos say 'Thug Life' - they are all fans of 2Pac and alls they eat is barbeque. No eat big cookie.

White Guy: "Hey Geoff, what are you writing on your arm?"

Filipino: "Tug Lipe mons, Tug Lipe."

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oreydon

I don't know what the fuck this means, but it's funny because it drives Jordan nuts.

Guy #1: dun...dun...dun....oreydon!
Guy #2: Shut the fuck up Corey!

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