foreskin

cheese wrapping

Dude, that's serious CHEESE WRAPPING. A little fromunda is one thing, but dude, yank back that foreskin and start scrubbin.

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brocum

Semen of a guy in a bromance who crosses the line and jerks off in front of the other guy

We were just watchin the Jets, chillin. Then my boy starts playing with himself--and as Mark Sanchez spirals the pigskin--dude pulls his skin back and shoots! I wanted to see the game on his bigscreen, not my bud's boner and brocum. This bromance is over!

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PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper)

Pfizer employee who just got canned. In addition to losing all dignity, it is learned that scores of many other people knew about it months before the terminated person. These people avoid the person losing the job as if the terminated person had plague or leprosy; hence, the invocation of "leper."The employee losing their job also loses their office, support, email, benefits, etc. And to a large degree spirit and health.

Though originating at Pfizer, the largest pharmaceutical manufacturer in the world, the term "PFLEPER" (pronounced F-LEPER) may be used for any terminated employee anywhere.

Pfizer puts a "P" before many words beginning with "F:" eg., Pfun, Pfinance, Pfamily, etc. And prefixes a "PF" on just about any other word it uses. Cute that way.

Have you heard about David? They're letting him know on Friday he's out. I think he may know. He even looks like a PFLEPER (pronounced F-LEPER).
Even the Zoloft} and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

He's really Pfucked.

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PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper)

Pfizer employee who is notified he/she is losing their job and is given 60 days or so to get out--during which time their office is cleaned out, support services and admin staff discontinued and there is TOTAL avoidance by all other employees--as if they'd catch the disease!

Pfizer always puts a P before f-words: eg, Pfun, Pfuture, Pfinance, etc. Or a PF before any other word it likes. Cute that way.

"PFLEPER," though originating at Pfizer, can also be applied to any fired employee anywhere.

Have you heard about David? He's really down. Everyone's treating him like a real PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper).
And the Zoloft and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

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DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)

"Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)

I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.

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bligalicious

hot black girl with a sexy wig or waeve who looks great--

ADVICE:
Dudes, dont touch the head--now u know what sayin'
Trust me on this or u be out.

I met her at a hot club--she was totally BLIGALICIOUS,
and that was fine with me. At 5am it was pulled off.
Dude, she could put my paws wherever she be wantin,

bligalicious

attractive black female with the wig (weave)

ORIGIN:
BL=black
IGA=(w)ig/weave
LICIOUS=(del-icious)

I was watchin the WENDY WILLIAMS show.
Girl, half the audience was BLIGALICIOUS;
the other half was gay!

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