grunt

something one must do while trying to poop when constipated.

I told the constipated girl on the toilet to grunt.

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grunt

An ignorant or stupid person.

"Stay away from that guy, he's a grunt."

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fun sack

Male scrotum.

"That beatch macked my fun sack."

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Pook

to be under the influence of methamphetamine.

"man i got all pooked out yesterday and i'm still awake"

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office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.

"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."

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mo fwacka

Another way of saying mother fucker without cursing, generally used as a friendly greeting

John: It's nice to see you again, old friend!
Bill: Yeah, whazzup, mo fwacka!

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pole

Penis.

"John Holmes had a large pole."

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