When a guy is acting like a bitch because he didn't get his way.
1) Kevin's all sournuts over his team's loss yesterday.
2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.
3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?
Bro-Hole is a combat sport in which two people fight in a recessed pit, while intoxicated by alcohol. Bro-Hole matches can be used to practice self-defense techniques, settle disagreements or for sport.
While Bro-Hole is still in its infancy, it was created in Chicago, Il. during the spring of 2012. Chicago area native Kevin Kennath is credited with the creation of Bro-Hole, however match rules and regulations vary locally. There is no single governing body for Bro-Hole.
Bro-Hole matches most commonly consist of two participants. Participants are traditionally male, however, Bra-Hole matches involving two women are also acceptable. Matches are typically impromptu, but planned matches are not uncommon.
Dude, don't talk about my momma like that. You, me, Bro Hole now.
A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.
Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.
The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.
Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!
Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.