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The sassy gay man's greeting of choice.
Look, it's my bitch Steven! Hay hay hay!
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Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.
1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.
2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.
3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.
4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.
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When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.
We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.
Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
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When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!
An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.
Private fuckballs, grab your E-tool and dig me a latrine.
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An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.
I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.